My mother's New Year's resolution for me was simple: make a serious effort at putting myself out there and dating again, and do it for one full year. Or until I fell in love. Whichever came first. How hard could one year of swipes and matches and awkward first dates be? In a word: bad. In nine words: bad and also hilarious, demoralizing, exhausting, and ridiculously amusing.But the only thing worse than dating in the era of hookup apps and unsolicited dick pics is the absolute whole-life-flail of falling in love. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Amy McFadden, Tor Thom. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/152403/bk_acx0_152403_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Morgan Jones has always had a knack for setting people up. In a world of swiping pics on dating apps, she wants to give the dating scene a much-needed personal touch. This is why she started the Date Maker, a matchmaking service for local college students. If only Declan Adams didn't ruin everything!What’s the worst that can happen when you’re running a dating service? Turns out, there’s a lot! Follow Morgan, Declan, and a host of fun characters as they attempt to find love in less-than-ideal circumstances. Disastrous Dates: The Complete Collection is a bundling of four novellas that were originally published as a serial, and it includes the following titles:The Date MakerMeet Your MatchThe Grudge MatchThe Maker's Match 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sabrina Schloss. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/139316/bk_acx0_139316_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
From the New York Times best-selling author who “hilariously depicts modern dating” (Us Weekly) comes a sexy romantic comedy about online dating and its many, many fails. With a world-famous speaker at their university, Millie Morris and her four woefully single male colleagues make a pact that they’ll all find dates. Unfortunately, Millie has more success helping them make matches online than she does navigating the onslaught of lewd pics in her own feed. But when she creates a fictional name for a new account, Millie finds herself vying for the online attention of a man she sees every day in the flesh. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Shayna Thibodeaux, Deacon Lee. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/008922/bk_sans_008922_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Blind dates? Online dating profiles? Been there, done that. Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the Internet is not her friend. No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she can't find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think dick pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl. One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good. But why can't she stop fantasizing about him? Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boy - dark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a panty-dropping smile. Except he isn't. As his employee, he won't touch her with a 10-foot pole. And she won't touch him either. Too bad their hormones missed the memo. 1. Language: English. Narrator: CJ Bloom, Eric Michael Summerer. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/006561/bk_tant_006561_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A charming, hilarious romantic comedy told with sharp insight and sarcastic wit, for readers of Helen Fielding, Maria Semple, Emily Giffin, or Jennifer Weiner. We switch. I bait. Let me help you snag a date. All through college, Blanche Carter was known as the love doctor in her sorority. Now she's parlayed her talent into a unique consulting business: she runs the Online dating profiles of Washington D.C.'s most eligible women. Armed with a battalion of rules, Blanche expertly helps her clients optimize their profiles and ace that first date. But although she'll happily message handsome strangers (and fend off dick pics) for other ladies, Blanche's most important rule is the one she has for herself: no relationships. She's seen too much heartbreak to believe in real love anymore. When a former fling pops up among the matches for one of her favorite clients, Blanche gamely messages him on her behalf. Blanche is definitely over him, and this is how she'll prove it. But if she doesn't watch out, Blanche might end up not only screwing over a client - and possibly tanking her entire business - but breaking her rule about love as well... Ricki Schultz's trademark irreverent humor and wry insight into the absurdities of modern dating are both outrageously funny and genuinely moving in her unforgettable new novel. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ava Erickson. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/hach/004505/bk_hach_004505_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
In this irresistible new novel by Mary Ann Marlowe, one woman's up-close and sexy encounter with a tabloid sensation reveals the dizzying - and delicious - dilemma of dating in the spotlight. Celebrities hold zero interest for photographer Jo Wilder. That's a problem, since snapping pics of the stars is how the pretty paparazza pays the rent. So when Jo attempts to catch a money shot atop the broad shoulders of a helpful bystander, the only thing she notices about the stranger she straddles is that he's seriously hot. Only later does Jo learn that he's also Micah Sinclair - one of rock's notorious bad boys.... Soon Jo is on the verge of getting fired for missing a Micah Sinclair exclusive. Until she's suddenly being pursued by the heartthrob himself. But how can she be sure the musician's mind-blowing kisses are the real deal? Her colleagues claim he's a media whore, gambling on some free PR. But something has Jo hoping Micah's feeling the same powerful pull that she does. A pull so strong, she can't resist becoming his latest love, even if it means she might become the media's latest victim.... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Brittany Pressley. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/novl/000003/bk_novl_000003_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Have you ever meet a narcissist? Would you like to protect yourself from this type of people? Then keep reading!Narcissistic personality disorder isn’t the same as self-confidence or being self-absorbed. When someone posts one too many selfies or flex pics on their dating profile or talks about themselves constantly during a first date, we might call them a narcissist.But a true narcissist is someone with narcissistic personality disorder (NPD). It’s a mental health condition characterized by an inflated sense of importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, lack of empathy for others, and often having troubled relationships.That said, knowing the “official” diagnostic criteria doesn’t usually make it easier to spot a narcissist, especially when you’re romantically involved with one. You can use a professional guide to help yourself!Here it is what you will find in this audiobook:What is the narcissistic personality disorderHow can a narcissistic person affect the people that surrounds him or herWhich are the effects of a narcissistic abuseWhich are the goals of a narcissistAnd much more!If you’re in a relationship with someone with NPD, chances are you’ve already experienced quite a bit. Being in a relationship with someone who’s always criticizing, belittling, gaslighting, and not committing to you is emotionally exhausting.To solve you issues rapidly before it becomes impossible, scroll the page and press the buy button to save your relationship! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jason Belvill. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/180832/bk_acx0_180832_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.