Blind dates? Online dating profiles? Been there, done that. Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the Internet is not her friend. No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she can´t find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think dick pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl. One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good. But why can´t she stop fantasizing about him? Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boy - dark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a panty-dropping smile. Except he isn´t. As his employee, he won´t touch her with a 10-foot pole. And she won´t touch him either. Too bad their hormones missed the memo. 1. Language: English. Narrator: CJ Bloom, Eric Michael Summerer. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/006561/bk_tant_006561_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Good because unless you do as I say and listen to Melody some more then I will put your pics all over the internet. You wanna play with other people then you will do it when I say and with who I say. Tony knew he had to do what Karen wanted because if those pics got out it would destroy him, he would lose his job and any respect anyone has for him. He had no choice but to go along with whatever Karen wanted. For the next few days Karen made Tony work in his maids outfit and she was loving it, watching him do as she says and knowing she had a hold on him felt great. Karen decided he would stay her maid for as long as she wanted and to make sure he couldn´t change out of the outfit she put all his clothes into black sacks and threw them out. Tony now only had the maids outfit to wear and when it needed to be washed he had to do it naked, he literally had no other clothes. Karen decided it was time to up the game, she had always liked the look of the pool boy and decided she would flirt with him a bit in front of Tony. The pool boy was not really a boy, in fact he was all man. He was in his late twenties and obviously worked out because he had an amazingly fit and muscular body and he was bronzed from his work, he would always take his top off when working on the pools. Steve, that´s the pool boy arrived about 8:30 on the Thursday morning and he immediately removed his top and began working on the pool. Karen was watching him and he looked so hot she was thinking of seducing him. ´´That´s what a real man looks like Tony, how would you feel if I were to seduce him?´´ 1. Language: English. Narrator: Candy Kross. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/018861/bk_acx0_018861_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Can you fall for someone you´ve never even met? Hailey Taylor Emery has a hunch that her favorite client at Fetch - an anonymous virtual assistant service - is actually hockey star Matt Eriksson. Although it´s against the rules for her to check his file, she´s 95 percent sure she spends at least part of each day texting with her lifelong crush and catering to his every need. Still nursing a wounded heart thanks to her recent breakup, Hailey is perfectly content with some harmless online flirting...until she has to meet her client. Face to face. Cue: utter panic. Matt Eriksson is no stranger to heartbreak. He´s still not over the destruction of his marriage, and it sucks to be the only guy on the team who knows the truth - that hockey and long-term relationships are a toxic mix. He barely sees his kids, and dealing with his ex makes him feel insane. The only person in his life who seems to understand is someone who won´t show her pretty face. But it´s nothing that a pair of fourth row hockey seats can´t fix. Hailey can´t resist the offer. Matt can´t resist Hailey. Good thing he doesn´t have to. Fire up the kiss cam! Warning: Contains rabid hockey fans, misunderstood dick pics, hockey players at the opera, and exploding ovaries. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jacob Morgan, Lucy Rivers. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/030234/bk_adbl_030234_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Pearl Jam. Not many bands have achieved a status needing no adjective or description. Pearl Jam has. And fewer still have had an insider, much less a member, obsessively capture onstage and offhand pics of the experience-the friends, family, and fans... and one very famous plastic toy. Luckily for us lead guitarist Mike McCready did-trusty Polaroid camera in hand. Documenting years of touring and travels, McCready snaps meetings with heroes and inspirations from all walks of life; time spent with crazy friends and family; and moments featuring wildly artistic takes on art, nature, and architecture. Also: he once rocked a fab grey shift. And true to form for one not taking things too seriously, Mike sometimes had his pal, Mr. Potato Head, pop in and share in the fun. As wonderfully intimate as group ´´selfies´´ with the likes of Neil Young, Questlove, Jimmy Page, Ann and Nancy Wilson, Joey Ramone, Johnny Ramone, The Edge, Ben Harper, Peter Buck, Paul McCartney, Mike Mills, Sting, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Carrie Brownstein, Robert Plant, Peter Frampton, Dave Grohl, Gene Simmons, Bono, Jack White, Danny Clinch, Lady Gaga, Laura Dern, Dustin Hoffman, Judd Apatow, Will Ferrell, Leslie Mann, Jimmy Fallon, Mira Sorvino, Tim Robbins, Hugh Jackman, Venus Williams, and Kate Hudson are, it´s the massive homage to the band´s fans taken from stage view, in places from the Pacific Northwest to Peru, from Brussels to Bolivia, that brings McCready´s manic intimacy come roaring to life. Of Potato Heads and Polaroids is the scrapbook for our rockstar world-friends, family, and fans. With some wattage. And a great deal of fun and good times.
Love is in the Mouse! Online Dating for Women: Crush Your Rivals and Start Dating Extraordinary Men Ready to start dating extraordinary men? Let´s face it, online dating for women is in vogue. But if you want to weed out the losers, the liars and the creeps living in their parent´s basements then you need a pro in your corner. Why should you buy my book?? Hi I´m Gregg and I´m a top author for women! Need proof? Check out Power Texting Men and Who Holds the Cards Now? I´m your ace in the hole. If you want to attract the best men online, then listen to a male dating coach that knows what the top men expect from pictures and profiles. The shiny apples are just a click away, but from what I see, most women don´t have a clue how to pick them from the online apple tree. Love is in the Mouse Will: 1) Give you the BEST online dating profile tips 2) Show you the perfect pics to attract that extraordinary man 3) Give you the techniques so he will contact you 4) Strengthen your BS detector 5) Crush other women who stand in your way! Stop being AVERAGE. Separate your online dating profile and pics from the herd of other women. To find that exceptional guy you need to stand out. Taking a selfie in the mirror won´t make the cut in today´s competitive world! Ladies, Do Not Pass Up this Top Online Dating Book 1) Find a SINGLE man that is serious about a relationship 2) Quickly get him offline and get him on a date 3) Stay out of the friendship zone and the hookup zone 4) Rinse, repeat until you are offline for good! This online dating advice book is the real deal! 1. Language: English. Narrator: RJ Walker. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/104158/bk_acx0_104158_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Keegan:Sightseeing, gay bars...and if I´m lucky, maybe a couple of random hookups. That´s the extent of my plans when I sign up for a European vacay with my buddies. I´ve never heard of this Parlaisa country - but hey - a cheap flight and two-star hotel are perfect for a poor college kid, right? And the trip turns out to be even better than I could have possibly imagined when I end up in a bar with some sexy masked guy´s tongue down my throat.And damn...what a tongue.Even with his face partially obscured, Sexy Masked Guy can´t hide those hypnotic steel blue eyes, his chiseled jawline, or the gun show he´s working with under that tight T-shirt. But after our kiss, he proves to be nothing more than a cocky, dismissive a-hole. As if that isn´t bad enough, flash forward - after one hell of a misunderstanding, I´m arrested by the Parlaisan royal guard and taken to a dungeon, where I learn that Sexy Masked Guy is actually Sexy Prince.Prince Owen Hawthorne III.Yes, I was kissing the Prince of Parlaisa!Even worse, pics of us kissing are posted on the notorious Prince Watch blog. Prince Owen III has been unmasked by the paps, and we´ve both been outed. And here I had been planning to finally tell my family about my inclinations towards rainbows, glitter, and c--k as soon as I got back home to Fever Falls.Seems like my vacation can´t get any wackier, but now, Prince Owen needs a favor - a fake relationship favor. All I have to do is pretend to be his boyfriend for a good cause and some cash that I could really use right about now. But do I really want to team up with a guy who´s been nothing but a prick to me in the short time that I´ve known him?Of course, before I know it, I´m in too deep. Fortunately, Owen´s strict ´´no messing around´´ rule will keep this from getting out of control.Even though I can´t stop thinking about how he knew exactly what he was doing with his tongue.Eve 1. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Pauley. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/161109/bk_acx0_161109_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
In this charming, sexy, and ´´laugh-out-loud´´ ( USA Today ) funny romantic comedy, an online dating ghostwriter´s life gets hilariously complicated when she recognizes one of her clients´ matches--her ex!--and finds herself forced to flirt with him again, on someone else´s behalf... We switch. I bait. Let me help you snag a date. All through college, Blanche Carter was known as the love doctor in her sorority. Now she´s parlayed her talent into a unique consulting business: she runs the online dating profiles of Washington D.C.´s most eligible women. Armed with a battalion of rules, Blanche expertly helps her clients optimize their profiles and ace that first date. But although she´ll happily message handsome strangers (and fend off dick pics) for other ladies, Blanche´s most important rule is the one she has for herself: no relationships. She´s seen too much heartbreak to believe in real love anymore. When a former fling pops up among the matches for one of her favorite clients, Blanche gamely messages him on her behalf. Blanche is definitely over him, and this is how she´ll prove it. But if she doesn´t watch out, Blanche might end up not only screwing over a client--and possibly tanking her entire business--but breaking her rule about love as well . . . Ricki Schultz´s trademark irreverent humor and wry insight into the absurdities of modern dating are both outrageously funny and genuinely moving in her unforgettable new novel. ´´A wry, audacious romance that is perfect for our contemporary moment...[with] sparkling, irreverent banter that is so good you might be tempted to steal it for your own online dating one-liners.´´ --- Entertainment Weekly ´´Funny, sexy and unexpectedly touching...An often-hilarious and surprisingly endearing read, perfect for beach season!´´ --- RT Book Reviews ´´Romantic and funny...a great summer read.´´ --- BookTrib ´´Ricki Schultz´s relatable novel will have readers LOLing.´´--- US Weekly on Mr. Right-Swipe ´´A brilliantly funny debut novel about a 21st century girl searching for her happily ever after.´´ --- Bustle on Mr. Right-Swipe ´´Breezy, brazen...a fun beach read.´´ --- Seattle Times on Mr. Right-Swipe ´´This book gave me my absolute favorite feeling: laughing out loud alone in a room, chased immediately by the swoons.´´ --- Christina Lauren on Mr. Right-Swipe