Who ever said vampires weren´t into gaming? As the world crumbles around Akira, reeling from the mass reveal of undead, she competes in an E-Sport tournament for a lifetime chance to paradise. As the toxicity levels rise during the rounds, Akira begins to contemplate the age old question of undead gamers everywhere: ´´Why can´t I just thin the herd a bit?´´An apocalyptic tale of video game revenge and greasy fast food (for vampires). 1. Language: English. Narrator: Lee Francis. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/149455/bk_acx0_149455_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A charming, hilarious romantic comedy told with sharp insight and sarcastic wit, for readers of Helen Fielding, Maria Semple, Emily Giffin, or Jennifer Weiner. We switch. I bait. Let me help you snag a date. All through college, Blanche Carter was known as the love doctor in her sorority. Now she´s parlayed her talent into a unique consulting business: she runs the Online dating profiles of Washington D.C.´s most eligible women. Armed with a battalion of rules, Blanche expertly helps her clients optimize their profiles and ace that first date. But although she´ll happily message handsome strangers (and fend off dick pics) for other ladies, Blanche´s most important rule is the one she has for herself: no relationships. She´s seen too much heartbreak to believe in real love anymore. When a former fling pops up among the matches for one of her favorite clients, Blanche gamely messages him on her behalf. Blanche is definitely over him, and this is how she´ll prove it. But if she doesn´t watch out, Blanche might end up not only screwing over a client - and possibly tanking her entire business - but breaking her rule about love as well... Ricki Schultz´s trademark irreverent humor and wry insight into the absurdities of modern dating are both outrageously funny and genuinely moving in her unforgettable new novel. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ava Erickson. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/hach/004505/bk_hach_004505_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Can you fall for someone you´ve never even met? Hailey Taylor Emery has a hunch that her favorite client at Fetch - an anonymous virtual assistant service - is actually hockey star Matt Eriksson. Although it´s against the rules for her to check his file, she´s 95 percent sure she spends at least part of each day texting with her lifelong crush and catering to his every need. Still nursing a wounded heart thanks to her recent breakup, Hailey is perfectly content with some harmless online flirting...until she has to meet her client. Face to face. Cue: utter panic. Matt Eriksson is no stranger to heartbreak. He´s still not over the destruction of his marriage, and it sucks to be the only guy on the team who knows the truth - that hockey and long-term relationships are a toxic mix. He barely sees his kids, and dealing with his ex makes him feel insane. The only person in his life who seems to understand is someone who won´t show her pretty face. But it´s nothing that a pair of fourth row hockey seats can´t fix. Hailey can´t resist the offer. Matt can´t resist Hailey. Good thing he doesn´t have to. Fire up the kiss cam! Warning: Contains rabid hockey fans, misunderstood dick pics, hockey players at the opera, and exploding ovaries. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jacob Morgan, Lucy Rivers. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/030234/bk_adbl_030234_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
My mother´s New Year´s resolution for me was simple: make a serious effort at putting myself out there and dating again, and do it for one full year. Or until I fell in love. Whichever came first. How hard could one year of swipes and matches and awkward first dates be? In a word: bad. In nine words: bad and also hilarious, demoralizing, exhausting, and ridiculously amusing.But the only thing worse than dating in the era of hookup apps and unsolicited dick pics is the absolute whole-life-flail of falling in love. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Amy McFadden, Tor Thom. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/152403/bk_acx0_152403_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
From the New York Times best-selling author who ´´hilariously depicts modern dating” (Us Weekly) comes a sexy romantic comedy about online dating and its many, many fails. With a world-famous speaker at their university, Millie Morris and her four woefully single male colleagues make a pact that they’ll all find dates. Unfortunately, Millie has more success helping them make matches online than she does navigating the onslaught of lewd pics in her own feed. But when she creates a fictional name for a new account, Millie finds herself vying for the online attention of a man she sees every day in the flesh. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Shayna Thibodeaux, Deacon Lee. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/008922/bk_sans_008922_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
One of the most successful periodicals in magazine history was True Detective Mysteries. An offshoot of publisher Bernarr Macfadden´s True Story magazine, True Detective specialized in semifictionalizing real-life crime cases taken from police blotters and making them riveting reading, illustrated by posed photographs, newspaper morgue pics, and police mug shots. The concept was a natural. Circulation soared into the millions. Before long, imitators followed in droves, leading to a new breed of entertainment that survives to this day under the catchall phrase of true crime magazines. 1. Language: English. Narrator: full cast. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/drms/000994/bk_drms_000994_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
I am seeking some no strings fun with a well-endowed man. Francie Lee just got out of a 10-year-long joke of a marriage. Young and dumb when she said ´I do,´ she’s looking to make up for lost time now that she is single. With some encouragement from her sister and a couple bottles of wine, Francie places a personal ad Online. The next morning, she can’t believe the things she wrote in that ad. Through the flood of dick pics, one man stands out. But I have things I need in whoever I decide to play with. Trent’s friends may be laughing at the ad, but not him. Trent is intrigued. So is the appendage in his pants. And boy did he meet the requirements the woman behind the ad insisted on. Francie may have intended for her night with Trent to be a one-off, but he has other ideas. Long-term ideas. Screw no strings, he wants all the strings a relationship comes with and more. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dixie Babbit. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/112923/bk_acx0_112923_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
In this irresistible new novel by Mary Ann Marlowe, one woman´s up-close and sexy encounter with a tabloid sensation reveals the dizzying - and delicious - dilemma of dating in the spotlight. Celebrities hold zero interest for photographer Jo Wilder. That´s a problem, since snapping pics of the stars is how the pretty paparazza pays the rent. So when Jo attempts to catch a money shot atop the broad shoulders of a helpful bystander, the only thing she notices about the stranger she straddles is that he´s seriously hot. Only later does Jo learn that he´s also Micah Sinclair - one of rock´s notorious bad boys.... Soon Jo is on the verge of getting fired for missing a Micah Sinclair exclusive. Until she´s suddenly being pursued by the heartthrob himself. But how can she be sure the musician´s mind-blowing kisses are the real deal? Her colleagues claim he´s a media whore, gambling on some free PR. But something has Jo hoping Micah´s feeling the same powerful pull that she does. A pull so strong, she can´t resist becoming his latest love, even if it means she might become the media´s latest victim.... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Brittany Pressley. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/novl/000003/bk_novl_000003_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Subject: Navy SEAL Mason Black Mission: Remain undercover - even if it means going commando! Wedding blogger Maddie Holmes is 12 times the bridesmaid and never the bride. Still, being on the sidelines of everyone else´s happy endings has its perks, like staying at the luxurious, decadent Fantasy Island. The resort isn´t just romantic - it´s filled with sinful temptations, like delicious hottie resort chef Mason Black. And Maddie can´t wait to take a bite! There´s just a teeny problem with her plan. She has no idea that Mason is an undercover Navy SEAL who needs photographs Maddie took that put both his mission and her life at risk. Mason´s plan? Retrieve the pics and indulge in a few X-rated fantasies with the curvy redhead - and hope like hell that being between the sheets doesn´t blow his cover. He´ll risk his life - just not his heart Fiona O´Brien knows how to minimize risk - by never, ever falling for a guy in a hazardous job. And when her brother applies to become an elite Forest Service firefighter, Fiona hits the roof. She´ll do anything to keep him safe - even if it means using every sexy tool in her arsenal to seduce the one firefighter who can change her brother´s mind. Hotshot Wyatt Andrews swore to avoid controlling women like Fiona. And he has no intention of intervening in her family business. Still, he can´t resist the fiery redhead with the deadly curves. Soon they´re engulfed in a blaze of lust that incinerates their self-control. They´re playing each other, but if they´re not careful they may both get burned. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Abby Craden. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/004960/bk_harp_004960_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.