Who ever said vampires weren´t into gaming? As the world crumbles around Akira, reeling from the mass reveal of undead, she competes in an E-Sport tournament for a lifetime chance to paradise. As the toxicity levels rise during the rounds, Akira begins to contemplate the age old question of undead gamers everywhere: ´´Why can´t I just thin the herd a bit?´´An apocalyptic tale of video game revenge and greasy fast food (for vampires). 1. Language: English. Narrator: Lee Francis. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/149455/bk_acx0_149455_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Can you fall for someone you´ve never even met? Hailey Taylor Emery has a hunch that her favorite client at Fetch - an anonymous virtual assistant service - is actually hockey star Matt Eriksson. Although it´s against the rules for her to check his file, she´s 95 percent sure she spends at least part of each day texting with her lifelong crush and catering to his every need. Still nursing a wounded heart thanks to her recent breakup, Hailey is perfectly content with some harmless online flirting...until she has to meet her client. Face to face. Cue: utter panic. Matt Eriksson is no stranger to heartbreak. He´s still not over the destruction of his marriage, and it sucks to be the only guy on the team who knows the truth - that hockey and long-term relationships are a toxic mix. He barely sees his kids, and dealing with his ex makes him feel insane. The only person in his life who seems to understand is someone who won´t show her pretty face. But it´s nothing that a pair of fourth row hockey seats can´t fix. Hailey can´t resist the offer. Matt can´t resist Hailey. Good thing he doesn´t have to. Fire up the kiss cam! Warning: Contains rabid hockey fans, misunderstood dick pics, hockey players at the opera, and exploding ovaries. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jacob Morgan, Lucy Rivers. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/030234/bk_adbl_030234_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A charming, hilarious romantic comedy told with sharp insight and sarcastic wit, for readers of Helen Fielding, Maria Semple, Emily Giffin, or Jennifer Weiner. We switch. I bait. Let me help you snag a date. All through college, Blanche Carter was known as the love doctor in her sorority. Now she´s parlayed her talent into a unique consulting business: she runs the Online dating profiles of Washington D.C.´s most eligible women. Armed with a battalion of rules, Blanche expertly helps her clients optimize their profiles and ace that first date. But although she´ll happily message handsome strangers (and fend off dick pics) for other ladies, Blanche´s most important rule is the one she has for herself: no relationships. She´s seen too much heartbreak to believe in real love anymore. When a former fling pops up among the matches for one of her favorite clients, Blanche gamely messages him on her behalf. Blanche is definitely over him, and this is how she´ll prove it. But if she doesn´t watch out, Blanche might end up not only screwing over a client - and possibly tanking her entire business - but breaking her rule about love as well... Ricki Schultz´s trademark irreverent humor and wry insight into the absurdities of modern dating are both outrageously funny and genuinely moving in her unforgettable new novel. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ava Erickson. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/hach/004505/bk_hach_004505_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
From the New York Times best-selling author who ´´hilariously depicts modern dating” (Us Weekly) comes a sexy romantic comedy about online dating and its many, many fails. With a world-famous speaker at their university, Millie Morris and her four woefully single male colleagues make a pact that they’ll all find dates. Unfortunately, Millie has more success helping them make matches online than she does navigating the onslaught of lewd pics in her own feed. But when she creates a fictional name for a new account, Millie finds herself vying for the online attention of a man she sees every day in the flesh. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Shayna Thibodeaux, Deacon Lee. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/008922/bk_sans_008922_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
One of the most successful periodicals in magazine history was True Detective Mysteries. An offshoot of publisher Bernarr Macfadden´s True Story magazine, True Detective specialized in semifictionalizing real-life crime cases taken from police blotters and making them riveting reading, illustrated by posed photographs, newspaper morgue pics, and police mug shots. The concept was a natural. Circulation soared into the millions. Before long, imitators followed in droves, leading to a new breed of entertainment that survives to this day under the catchall phrase of true crime magazines. 1. Language: English. Narrator: full cast. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/drms/000994/bk_drms_000994_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
I am seeking some no strings fun with a well-endowed man. Francie Lee just got out of a 10-year-long joke of a marriage. Young and dumb when she said ´I do,´ she’s looking to make up for lost time now that she is single. With some encouragement from her sister and a couple bottles of wine, Francie places a personal ad Online. The next morning, she can’t believe the things she wrote in that ad. Through the flood of dick pics, one man stands out. But I have things I need in whoever I decide to play with. Trent’s friends may be laughing at the ad, but not him. Trent is intrigued. So is the appendage in his pants. And boy did he meet the requirements the woman behind the ad insisted on. Francie may have intended for her night with Trent to be a one-off, but he has other ideas. Long-term ideas. Screw no strings, he wants all the strings a relationship comes with and more. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dixie Babbit. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/112923/bk_acx0_112923_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.