A charming, hilarious romantic comedy told with sharp insight and sarcastic wit, for readers of Helen Fielding, Maria Semple, Emily Giffin, or Jennifer Weiner. We switch. I bait. Let me help you snag a date. All through college, Blanche Carter was known as the love doctor in her sorority. Now she´s parlayed her talent into a unique consulting business: she runs the Online dating profiles of Washington D.C.´s most eligible women. Armed with a battalion of rules, Blanche expertly helps her clients optimize their profiles and ace that first date. But although she´ll happily message handsome strangers (and fend off dick pics) for other ladies, Blanche´s most important rule is the one she has for herself: no relationships. She´s seen too much heartbreak to believe in real love anymore. When a former fling pops up among the matches for one of her favorite clients, Blanche gamely messages him on her behalf. Blanche is definitely over him, and this is how she´ll prove it. But if she doesn´t watch out, Blanche might end up not only screwing over a client - and possibly tanking her entire business - but breaking her rule about love as well... Ricki Schultz´s trademark irreverent humor and wry insight into the absurdities of modern dating are both outrageously funny and genuinely moving in her unforgettable new novel. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ava Erickson. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/hach/004505/bk_hach_004505_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Can you fall for someone you´ve never even met? Hailey Taylor Emery has a hunch that her favorite client at Fetch - an anonymous virtual assistant service - is actually hockey star Matt Eriksson. Although it´s against the rules for her to check his file, she´s 95 percent sure she spends at least part of each day texting with her lifelong crush and catering to his every need. Still nursing a wounded heart thanks to her recent breakup, Hailey is perfectly content with some harmless online flirting...until she has to meet her client. Face to face. Cue: utter panic. Matt Eriksson is no stranger to heartbreak. He´s still not over the destruction of his marriage, and it sucks to be the only guy on the team who knows the truth - that hockey and long-term relationships are a toxic mix. He barely sees his kids, and dealing with his ex makes him feel insane. The only person in his life who seems to understand is someone who won´t show her pretty face. But it´s nothing that a pair of fourth row hockey seats can´t fix. Hailey can´t resist the offer. Matt can´t resist Hailey. Good thing he doesn´t have to. Fire up the kiss cam! Warning: Contains rabid hockey fans, misunderstood dick pics, hockey players at the opera, and exploding ovaries. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jacob Morgan, Lucy Rivers. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/030234/bk_adbl_030234_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
One of the most successful periodicals in magazine history was True Detective Mysteries. An offshoot of publisher Bernarr Macfadden´s True Story magazine, True Detective specialized in semifictionalizing real-life crime cases taken from police blotters and making them riveting reading, illustrated by posed photographs, newspaper morgue pics, and police mug shots. The concept was a natural. Circulation soared into the millions. Before long, imitators followed in droves, leading to a new breed of entertainment that survives to this day under the catchall phrase of true crime magazines. 1. Language: English. Narrator: full cast. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/drms/000994/bk_drms_000994_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
I am seeking some no strings fun with a well-endowed man. Francie Lee just got out of a 10-year-long joke of a marriage. Young and dumb when she said ´I do,´ she’s looking to make up for lost time now that she is single. With some encouragement from her sister and a couple bottles of wine, Francie places a personal ad Online. The next morning, she can’t believe the things she wrote in that ad. Through the flood of dick pics, one man stands out. But I have things I need in whoever I decide to play with. Trent’s friends may be laughing at the ad, but not him. Trent is intrigued. So is the appendage in his pants. And boy did he meet the requirements the woman behind the ad insisted on. Francie may have intended for her night with Trent to be a one-off, but he has other ideas. Long-term ideas. Screw no strings, he wants all the strings a relationship comes with and more. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dixie Babbit. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/112923/bk_acx0_112923_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
In this irresistible new novel by Mary Ann Marlowe, one woman´s up-close and sexy encounter with a tabloid sensation reveals the dizzying - and delicious - dilemma of dating in the spotlight. Celebrities hold zero interest for photographer Jo Wilder. That´s a problem, since snapping pics of the stars is how the pretty paparazza pays the rent. So when Jo attempts to catch a money shot atop the broad shoulders of a helpful bystander, the only thing she notices about the stranger she straddles is that he´s seriously hot. Only later does Jo learn that he´s also Micah Sinclair - one of rock´s notorious bad boys.... Soon Jo is on the verge of getting fired for missing a Micah Sinclair exclusive. Until she´s suddenly being pursued by the heartthrob himself. But how can she be sure the musician´s mind-blowing kisses are the real deal? Her colleagues claim he´s a media whore, gambling on some free PR. But something has Jo hoping Micah´s feeling the same powerful pull that she does. A pull so strong, she can´t resist becoming his latest love, even if it means she might become the media´s latest victim.... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Brittany Pressley. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/novl/000003/bk_novl_000003_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
You have the followers - we show you how to make the money. This book will concentrate on the social marketing aspects and prowess of its influence in social media and how it is utilized within the medium of Snapchat. This book will also concentrate on providing guidelines to help in the business promotion in these mediums by educating and providing suitable steps to succeed in marketing promotion. Snapchat and its relevance with social marketing has always been a field that has rendered creativity and accessibility of available avenues that attribute to a business´ overall success. For generations, successful business organizations have revolutionized the market with their inept marketing strategies and decisions by mastering techniques in the avenues they had available at the time. These techniques had a lot of experimentation and research which aided risk-taking decisions which also yielded in profitable decisions. Revolutionary successful marketing have the ability to promote a business to a tenfold profit. Every promotional marketing activity has a planning stage where a strategy is conjured up which adheres to the organizational goals and the avenues that are available for promotional activities. Here´s what you´ll find in the book: Steps involved in social marketing Three major advantages of social media marketing The four Ps Ways to take advantage of Snapchat And so much more! When you download Snapchat Marketing Mastery: How to Turn Your Followers into $$$, you will be on your way to turn a ´´snap pics for fun´´ hobby into a valuable and profitable vehicle for your business. Buy this book today! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Victor Hugo Martinez. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/078894/bk_acx0_078894_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Subject: Navy SEAL Mason Black Mission: Remain undercover - even if it means going commando! Wedding blogger Maddie Holmes is 12 times the bridesmaid and never the bride. Still, being on the sidelines of everyone else´s happy endings has its perks, like staying at the luxurious, decadent Fantasy Island. The resort isn´t just romantic - it´s filled with sinful temptations, like delicious hottie resort chef Mason Black. And Maddie can´t wait to take a bite! There´s just a teeny problem with her plan. She has no idea that Mason is an undercover Navy SEAL who needs photographs Maddie took that put both his mission and her life at risk. Mason´s plan? Retrieve the pics and indulge in a few X-rated fantasies with the curvy redhead - and hope like hell that being between the sheets doesn´t blow his cover. He´ll risk his life - just not his heart Fiona O´Brien knows how to minimize risk - by never, ever falling for a guy in a hazardous job. And when her brother applies to become an elite Forest Service firefighter, Fiona hits the roof. She´ll do anything to keep him safe - even if it means using every sexy tool in her arsenal to seduce the one firefighter who can change her brother´s mind. Hotshot Wyatt Andrews swore to avoid controlling women like Fiona. And he has no intention of intervening in her family business. Still, he can´t resist the fiery redhead with the deadly curves. Soon they´re engulfed in a blaze of lust that incinerates their self-control. They´re playing each other, but if they´re not careful they may both get burned. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Abby Craden. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/004960/bk_harp_004960_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
´´Good because unless you do as I say and listen to Melody some more then I will put your pics all over the internet. You wanna play with other people then you will do it when I say and with who I say.´´ Tony knew he had to do what Karen wanted because if those pics got out it would destroy him, he would lose his job and any respect anyone has for him. He had no choice but to go along with whatever Karen wanted. For the next few days Karen made Tony work in his maids outfit and she was loving it, watching him do as she says and knowing she had a hold on him felt great. Karen decided he would stay her maid for as long as she wanted and to make sure he couldn´t change out of the outfit she put all his clothes into black sacks and threw them out. Tony now only had the maids outfit to wear and when it needed to be washed he had to do it naked, he literally had no other clothes. Karen decided it was time to up the game, she had always liked the look of the pool boy and decided she would flirt with him a bit in front of Tony. The pool boy was not really a boy, in fact he was all man. He was in his late twenties and obviously worked out because he had an amazingly fit and muscular body and he was bronzed from his work, he would always take his top off when working on the pools. Steve, that´s the pool boy arrived about 8:30 on the Thursday morning and he immediately removed his top and began working on the pool. Karen was watching him and he looked so hot she was thinking of seducing him. ´´That´s what a real man looks like Tony, how would you feel if I were to seduce him?´´ 1. Language: English. Narrator: Candy Kross. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/018861/bk_acx0_018861_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Blind dates? Online dating profiles? Been there, done that. Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the Internet is not her friend. No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she can´t find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think dick pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl. One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good. But why can´t she stop fantasizing about him? Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boy - dark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a panty-dropping smile. Except he isn´t. As his employee, he won´t touch her with a 10-foot pole. And she won´t touch him either. Too bad their hormones missed the memo. 1. Language: English. Narrator: CJ Bloom, Eric Michael Summerer. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/006561/bk_tant_006561_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Shipping container homes have become extremely popular, probably due to the fact that housing prices are ridiculously high, not to mention the prices on everything are climbing through the roof. Shipping containers are widely available and are becoming rather inexpensive. Maybe you have done a Google search or seen some cool pics on Facebook and thought it might be a cool idea to dig a little deeper and see if the idea of a shipping container home could become a reality. Well let me tell you, there are thousands of people every day who are turning old shipping containers into the tiny houses of their dreams. In this book, you will learn all the basic information you need to know to get started, such as: Container home basics Buying your land Designing your home Living in a tiny house Getting your container house built Finding a contractor Common obstacles that come with shipping container homes Basic shipping container concepts and architecture Shipping container design ideas 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dave Wright. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/051699/bk_acx0_051699_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.