Who ever said vampires weren´t into gaming? As the world crumbles around Akira, reeling from the mass reveal of undead, she competes in an E-Sport tournament for a lifetime chance to paradise. As the toxicity levels rise during the rounds, Akira begins to contemplate the age old question of undead gamers everywhere: ´´Why can´t I just thin the herd a bit?´´An apocalyptic tale of video game revenge and greasy fast food (for vampires). 1. Language: English. Narrator: Lee Francis. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/149455/bk_acx0_149455_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Mike Finoia’s Live in Burlington is a locally sourced album involving local talent, crew, and labor to create an authentic and hilarious album that is well-needed in this political climate. Mike touches on all the hot-button topics from politics, to marijuana, to nudie pics. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Mike Finoia. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/cody/000572/bk_cody_000572_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Morgan Jones has always had a knack for setting people up. In a world of swiping pics on dating apps, she wants to give the dating scene a much-needed personal touch. This is why she started the Date Maker, a matchmaking service for local college students. If only Declan Adams didn´t ruin everything!What’s the worst that can happen when you’re running a dating service? Turns out, there’s a lot! Follow Morgan, Declan, and a host of fun characters as they attempt to find love in less-than-ideal circumstances. Disastrous Dates: The Complete Collection is a bundling of four novellas that were originally published as a serial, and it includes the following titles:The Date MakerMeet Your MatchThe Grudge MatchThe Maker´s Match 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sabrina Schloss. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/139316/bk_acx0_139316_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Good because unless you do as I say and listen to Melody some more then I will put your pics all over the internet. You wanna play with other people then you will do it when I say and with who I say. Tony knew he had to do what Karen wanted because if those pics got out it would destroy him, he would lose his job and any respect anyone has for him. He had no choice but to go along with whatever Karen wanted. For the next few days Karen made Tony work in his maids outfit and she was loving it, watching him do as she says and knowing she had a hold on him felt great. Karen decided he would stay her maid for as long as she wanted and to make sure he couldn´t change out of the outfit she put all his clothes into black sacks and threw them out. Tony now only had the maids outfit to wear and when it needed to be washed he had to do it naked, he literally had no other clothes. Karen decided it was time to up the game, she had always liked the look of the pool boy and decided she would flirt with him a bit in front of Tony. The pool boy was not really a boy, in fact he was all man. He was in his late twenties and obviously worked out because he had an amazingly fit and muscular body and he was bronzed from his work, he would always take his top off when working on the pools. Steve, that´s the pool boy arrived about 8:30 on the Thursday morning and he immediately removed his top and began working on the pool. Karen was watching him and he looked so hot she was thinking of seducing him. ´´That´s what a real man looks like Tony, how would you feel if I were to seduce him?´´ 1. Language: English. Narrator: Candy Kross. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/018861/bk_acx0_018861_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
My mother´s New Year´s resolution for me was simple: make a serious effort at putting myself out there and dating again, and do it for one full year. Or until I fell in love. Whichever came first. How hard could one year of swipes and matches and awkward first dates be? In a word: bad. In nine words: bad and also hilarious, demoralizing, exhausting, and ridiculously amusing.But the only thing worse than dating in the era of hookup apps and unsolicited dick pics is the absolute whole-life-flail of falling in love. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Amy McFadden, Tor Thom. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/152403/bk_acx0_152403_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
From the New York Times best-selling author who ´´hilariously depicts modern dating” (Us Weekly) comes a sexy romantic comedy about online dating and its many, many fails. With a world-famous speaker at their university, Millie Morris and her four woefully single male colleagues make a pact that they’ll all find dates. Unfortunately, Millie has more success helping them make matches online than she does navigating the onslaught of lewd pics in her own feed. But when she creates a fictional name for a new account, Millie finds herself vying for the online attention of a man she sees every day in the flesh. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Shayna Thibodeaux, Deacon Lee. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/008922/bk_sans_008922_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Shipping container homes have become extremely popular, probably due to the fact that housing prices are ridiculously high, not to mention the prices of everything are climbing through the roof. Shipping containers are widely available and are becoming rather inexpensive. Maybe you have done a Google search or seen some cool pics on Facebook and thought it might be a cool Idea to dig a little deeper and see if the idea of a shipping container home could become a reality. Well let me tell you, there are thousands of people every day turning old shipping containers into the tiny houses of their dreams. In this book you will learn all the basic information you need to know to get started. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Tom Kruse. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/046682/bk_acx0_046682_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Love is in the Mouse! Online Dating for Women: Crush Your Rivals and Start Dating Extraordinary Men Ready to start dating extraordinary men? Let´s face it, online dating for women is in vogue. But if you want to weed out the losers, the liars and the creeps living in their parent´s basements then you need a pro in your corner. Why should you buy my book?? Hi I´m Gregg and I´m a top author for women! Need proof? Check out Power Texting Men and Who Holds the Cards Now? I´m your ace in the hole. If you want to attract the best men online, then listen to a male dating coach that knows what the top men expect from pictures and profiles. The shiny apples are just a click away, but from what I see, most women don´t have a clue how to pick them from the online apple tree. Love is in the Mouse Will: 1) Give you the BEST online dating profile tips 2) Show you the perfect pics to attract that extraordinary man 3) Give you the techniques so he will contact you 4) Strengthen your BS detector 5) Crush other women who stand in your way! Stop being AVERAGE. Separate your online dating profile and pics from the herd of other women. To find that exceptional guy you need to stand out. Taking a selfie in the mirror won´t make the cut in today´s competitive world! Ladies, Do Not Pass Up this Top Online Dating Book 1) Find a SINGLE man that is serious about a relationship 2) Quickly get him offline and get him on a date 3) Stay out of the friendship zone and the hookup zone 4) Rinse, repeat until you are offline for good! This online dating advice book is the real deal! 1. Language: English. Narrator: RJ Walker. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/104158/bk_acx0_104158_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
I am seeking some no strings fun with a well-endowed man. Francie Lee just got out of a 10-year-long joke of a marriage. Young and dumb when she said ´I do,´ she’s looking to make up for lost time now that she is single. With some encouragement from her sister and a couple bottles of wine, Francie places a personal ad Online. The next morning, she can’t believe the things she wrote in that ad. Through the flood of dick pics, one man stands out. But I have things I need in whoever I decide to play with. Trent’s friends may be laughing at the ad, but not him. Trent is intrigued. So is the appendage in his pants. And boy did he meet the requirements the woman behind the ad insisted on. Francie may have intended for her night with Trent to be a one-off, but he has other ideas. Long-term ideas. Screw no strings, he wants all the strings a relationship comes with and more. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dixie Babbit. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/112923/bk_acx0_112923_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.